75% Gay

It’s a Jameson outing month and she begins her evening with a trip t the cinema to see a little arthouse piece called Magic Mike.  That would by far be the least gay thing Brian would do all night.  The party continues with several cocktails at the Drink & Drag at the Neonopolis on Fremont Street for “Super Gay Sunday.”  The hosts learn the finer points of the penis tuck, why there’s no good way to ask for billiard balls at a gay bar and engage in a discussion about bisexuality.  I don’t want to make a scene. but I’m pretty sure our waitress is a dude…

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75% Gay

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  1. One pf the creepier moments from the drink & Drag bathroom was the guy in there that had those weird shoe/sock things that have the individual spaces for the toes. Normally I wouldn’t have cared, but for some reason seeing them in a gay bar bathroom freaked me the fuck out!

    • Well those shoes are the worst, and then combine them with a unique environment and your already ultra alert and nervous state, they just become plain creepy. Those shoes should never have been invented, and I am ashamed of society for buying/wearing them!

  2. There is nothing wrong with a 3 way with 2 guys. Personally, I think a “tag team” type effort makes it a good time for everyone involved (one guy can take a break while the other two are busy, then tag/swap). It’s a prony stretch when you have the woman giving a BJ while the other guy is going to town at the other end. One guy doing two women is a common fantasy for men but in practice, there’s some down time while a guy tries to recover and sometimes the two women aren’t into each other. Awkward. Beside, unlike pron, safe sex means you need to dump one condom and put on a new one when you switch partners. Also good orgy/group etiquette.

    So, stick to your vanilla sex lives. Reality bites.

    • I’m always love how you deem sex between two people as “vanilla.” I’m not saying there’s anything wrong with “tagging in a buddy” like you’re fucking Randy the Macho Man Savage, I’m just saying sex can still be hot without another dude’s sack rubbing against mine. But hey, we can agree to disagree.

  3. I agree that I think male strippers should only be for gays. Also, I would think that they could make a lot more money that way.

    This still disturbs me but when I lived in DC I had a Girlfriend that had a few gay friends and she would go to a gay strip club with them. She told me that they would strip all naked but would only wear socks and you would put the tips in their socks. That still makes me cringe just thinking about it.

  4. Oh man, I really fall apart there at the end. I think the lesson learned is that just because drinks are $2, doesn’t mean that I need to have any! Also, why am I never around when Brian gets hit on?!

    • Really? The 350 lb “woman” rubbing me all night wasn’t enough for you? First of all, you only want to witness it because so far the only people hitting on me are guys, overweight middle aged women, and overweight middle aged men dressed as women. The second it was a hot chick vying for my attention it would be a pout fest and the evening would be over. Lucky for you, me and hot chicks don’t have a lot of common ground. Particularly the hot.

      Second, just because drinks are $2 doesn’t mean you should have any? It’s like I don’t even know you anymore…

  5. BTW… I’m very disappointed that Brian didn’t take up the offer the woman gave you at the Pai Gow table. Just for show material alone it would’ve been worth it.

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